Living the dream

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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awwww-cute:

My dog brings me things out of my toolbox randomly hoping it’ll be something I need. Sometimes, it works {

awwww-cute:

My dog brings me things out of my toolbox randomly hoping it’ll be something I need. Sometimes, it works

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Anonymous said: whats ur opinion on PARTYNEXTDOOR

drakefanclub:

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gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

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fuckyeah1990s:

Brad Pitt in Rolling Stone, 1999

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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