Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
My dog brings me things out of my toolbox randomly hoping it’ll be something I need. Sometimes, it works
drake & josh
- season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
- season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Anonymous said: whats ur opinion on PARTYNEXTDOOR
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
send me a band name and i'll do...
- favourite song:
- least favourite song:
- have i ever seen them live:
- favourite band member:
- least favourite band member:
- how many of their albums i have:
- favourite album:
- favorite lyrics:
- favorite music video:
- ever met any members:
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am