one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS
IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY
Lynx footsies are mostly floof
He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.
this is the cutest fucking post oh my fucking god
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
Outdoor shower on the Cape
Anonymous said: Are you actually going to release your nudes?
I’ve never been nude in my entire life when I was born I came out wearing an overall and a cute lil hat
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
MEMO: The space bar is important.
also punctuation placement
i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget